• Hey shills, if you could just stop insulting our intelligence, that would be fantastic. [MP: Boston]
• Gwyneth Paltrow continues to be the worst ever. [MP: Chicago]
• Agriculture policy needs to change! Get us a Secretary of Food, President-Elect Obama! [MP: Philadelphia]
• Can we just chill with the live blogging already? [MP: San Francisco]
• Distinctly not making us cranky: steamed pork buns. [MP: South Florida]