Sorry, folks: The Grand View (we’ll take their word for it) Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine, plans to close. According to the Bangor Daily News, owner Donald Crabtree was told his signs, of all things, were “too big” and violated local zoning laws. The final straw was an oversize sign advertising a benefit topless car wash. It’s the latest in a string of woes for Crabtree: His original topless café burned to the ground in 2009, so he’s been offering caffeine and cleavage out of a trailer. [Bangor Daily News]