Do you love bacon? Silly question: Everyone loves bacon! If you want to tastefully abuse your arteries to the point of near explosion, head over to Somerville's Armory on Sunday at 3 p.m. You'll find 20 enterprising amateur chefs who, per a rep, "have a passion for food and an extreme bias towards the heavenly taste and aroma of bacon." Sounds tempting, doesn't it? More than 300 bacon morsels will be on offer, in plenty of wacky permutations. We're told the event is almost sold out, so purchase your tickets with all due haste (and learn more!) right here.