President Obama might be taking lots of heat right now ... but he still plans to cool off on Martha's Vineyard during his upcoming vacation. The Globe notes that the island's popular Sweet Life Cafe plans to lavish him with full-scale VIP treatment: Owner Susan Guerin wants "wants only her best server waiting on Barack Obama and his guests," should they dine at her boite, a favorite of the First Family. (Guerin says that she "eagerly anticipates, but does not expect, to receive a mysterious phone call seeking reservations in late August.") Hopeful diners note: Last-minute reservation requests from gawkers will not be accepted. [Globe]


