Clearly Zagat's Not Aware of the Kowloon

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Zagat has named the Barking Crab one of the country's "tackiest" restaurants, which we think is kind of "unfair," since the "real attraction" isn't the "atmosphere" but the possibility of "getting very inebriated very quickly" while also possibly getting a "sunburn" and a "few phone numbers" after "abandoning your loathsome coworkers at your mandatory company happy hour." [Zagat via EB]