The Summer Shack's Jasper White accidentally discovered an extremely rare calico lobster while cleaning out his Cambridge lobster tank the other day. Instead of cooking the 1-in-30-million yellow crustacean, though, White gamely turned the dappled creature over to the New England Aquarium. A virtuous choice, to be sure; think how much he could've made selling a rare lobster! He could've turned it into some kind of rare-lobster dinner and alerted an army of publicists!
But no: Instead, White kindly fed his new lobster friend (named Calvin) a tasty diet of "fresh squid and soft shell crab," reports the Times. "He had a wonderful time, I doubt if hell ever eat as well," White says. Best of all, Calico Calvin didn't have to wait for a table.