fry attack

Man Attacks Stepdaughter With Hot 'n Oily McDonald's Fries

The fries should be salty, not assault-y!

The fries should be salty, not assault-y!

Stepchildren can be a pain, but this seems excessive: An enraged man threw hot French fries at his stepdaughter's face when she tried to stop him from fighting with her mother at Lowell's McDonald's drive-thru. He was subsequently arrested and charged "with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, to wit french fry." His stepdaughter was uninjured, though officials caution that oily French fries can sometimes cause skin damage. He's out on bail and probably avoiding Big Macs til his court date. [TSG]

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