‘I’ll Have the Royale ... With Cheese’

Giving new meaning to "room service."

John Travolta's latest sex-scandal woe involves an allegation that the actor propositioned a Royal Caribbean cruise line employee. He allegedly summoned the man to his room under the guise of ordering food. He then disrobed and greeted him with the charming line: "Take me, I will take care of you, please." Clearly the buffet just wouldn't do for that sort of thing. Travolta's lawyer says the claims are "inane." [TMZ, Earlier]