Theo Epstein's Stalker Just Wanted to Bring Him Burger King

She told police a whopper.

Oh dear. The Canton woman accused of stalking ex-Sox manager Theo Epstein all the way to Chicago has been obsessed with him for a long time. In Chicago, Kathleen Kearney is accused of trying to talk her way into the Epstein abode claiming to have a gift for Epstein's son, Jack. But back in Boston, she once tried to deliver Burger King to him at his Fenway executive offices. Because, you know, that's surely the way to a man's heart. Those onion rings are hard to resist! [Tribune]