A Billerica McDonald's was robbed over the weekend by a darkly clad man wielding a knife. As a distraction, he ordered a chicken sandwich. While it was being assembled, he reached into the cash register and "forcefully" removed money while the clerk tried to make change.
The hamburglar is said to be in his mid-20's, thin build, and unshaven. He was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, white ball cap with a sticker on the brim, brown khaki pants, and dark sneakers. In addition to having cheap taste in food and poor fashion sense, he's also hurting for decent wheels: He got into an older model black car in "poor condition." It is unclear whether or not he obtained his sandwich. [Lowell Sun]