Senate Hopeful Elizabeth Warren Leads in Polls, Loses With Burger Recipe

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Scott Brown is spicier.

The former Betty Crocker home-making champion and Bud light lover is currently topped with Swiss cheese, grilled peppers, and potato salad at Bartley's Burger Cottage. The themed-burger institution says they "can't give" Elizabeth Warren burgers away (and the owner is an avowed Republican, which might account for his wacko recipe).

Shockingly, Scott Brown is more mainstream: bacon, American cheese, grilled onions, jalapenos, and french fries. Mitt Romney, meanwhile, gets Swiss cheese, grilled onions and onion rings, though our friends at the Cut have pointed out that he's more of a veggie burger guy. Obama's "one and done?" burger comes topped with feta cheese, which sounds kind of meh, but at least it's not the Viagra, which is not named after Bill Clinton or Newt Gingrich.

Just one question: Does potato salad pair well with Bud?

Mr. Bartley's Offers a Menu of Political Choices [BBJ]

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