It's the End of the World at the Painted Burro


We have to give props to a press release that begins: "What would you do on your last day on Earth?" Thanks for making us contemplate the finite nature of our existence, Painted Burro; if we continue to consume your chupacabras, our dying day will come swiftly. Anyway, they're hosting a Mayan End of the World Bash on December 21, which will include a confession box and cocktails, some of them chocolate-based, because Mayans were the first people to eat chocolate. The party begins at 5 p.m. and lasts until the world implodes or 1 a.m., whichever comes first. [PB, Earlier]