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Red Bull Thief Lacks Energy to Flee From Police

Red Bull Thief Lacks Energy to Flee From Police

Photo: Drew Luster

Quincy police report that a guy loaded up his shopping cart with $400 worth of Red Bull, then casually sauntered out of the store. The store's "loss prevention" team confronted the relaxed robber, who then took matters seriously and fled on foot. The burglar is currently on the loose, probably sipping Four Loko and contemplating his next heist. [UH]

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