Apparently there's a student group at Harvard called the Milkers (not to be confused with the school's newly minted group promoting safe but kinky sex). This elite crew douses themselves in dairy, usually in public spaces like, say, the middle of the sidewalk and at the T (isn't that illegal?). Sometimes the students even dress up like cows. The next generation of milk hose rioters? Maybe. Smart kids swimming in lactose, straight ahead.
Harvard Milkers [YouTube]