Legal Harborside Introduces $150 Lobster to Honor Your Imminent Demise

Goodbye, cruel world.

We have seen lots of Mayan "end of the world" promotions trickle in lately, but this one is probably the ballsiest: Legal Harborside, the Legal Sea Foods flagship, is trotting out a foie-gras-stuffed lobster for a mere $150. Because, really, what do you need money for in Hell?

The costly crustacean, called the Sacrificial Baked Stuffed Lobster, even though it's you who will sacrifice your paycheck, comes stuffed with scallops, foie gras, porcini mushrooms and truffle oil, plus truffle shavings. Ever-quotable CEO Roger Berkowitz, whose own life nearly ended when facing down a sandwich at the Carnegie Deli, says that the best place to spend one's final hours on Earth is at Legal Harborside, naturally.

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