Enraged Man Breaks Table, Wine Bottle at Cambridge Restaurant

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Wicked Local reports that a Cambridge man was arrested at an unnamed Cambridge Street restaurant for breaking a table, plates, glasses, and a wine bottle during a feud. The disgruntled diner, Eric Small, then ran out of the restaurant. Preciously, he confessed to arresting officers that he ran away because he's on $5,000 bail and "couldn’t get arrested for a fight."

Not shockingly, the feud was reportedly "over a woman." Funny, usually these things happen at fast-food places. Hope he left a really nice tip! [Wicked Local]

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