Priorities: Eighth Grader Chooses Fried Chicken Over Young Love

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They've surely broken up by now. Photo: Reddit

A hormonal adolescent has penned the most honest ode to fried chicken we've ever seen (and Grub Street has seen a few). This note apparently found on the floor of an eighth-grade classroom reflects teenagers coming to terms, as we all do, with how best to balance our love lives and our love of fried chicken. Kids, they grow up so fast. [Reddit via Mashable]