This isn't good: A Connecticut woman was arrested last night for pulling a semi-automatic handgun on another woman at Chuck E. Cheese's, according to NBC. It's hardly the first time parents have brawled at Chuck's: Over the summer, a woman crashed a Chuck E. Cheese's kids' party to slice off a romantic rival's ear. Who needs farm-to-table when there's buffet-to-jail?
Tawana Bourne was at the restaurant with her child around 8 p.m. and got into an argument with another woman, who was also with a child. (At least they weren't dining here sans kids, also criminal.) During the argument over what, we can't imagine Bourne "allegedly brandished a .380 semi-automatic handgun and chambered a round." Now that Chuck has a new mouse mascot, maybe it's time to move on to metal detectors.