Men: Smell Like an Island Creek Oyster

The world is his oyster.

Are you trying to attract a new breed of paramour this spring? Do you want to smell supple and slightly briny? Then consider spritzing yourself with Oyster Dude Pour Homme, the newest scent from Island Creek. The ICOB team Tweeted this very persuasive ad earlier today, and we're already wondering how to get our hands on some. Please don't let this be a joke. [Twitter/IslandCreek]